I’m having an ice cream and pizza day.

Which is to say that I went to turn on the stove to boil water, but all I got was a nice electrical crackle, a couple of flashing lights… and nothing. The burner did not heat up. Hell, the light didn’t even stay on.

No boiling water, no boiled eggs.

There’s no fixing it. The thing is a fairly ancient Kenmore.

The last repair? Well, the parts would have cost half of a new stove… and that was just the knobs to turn it on and off!

I’m glad to say the last of the original knobs outlasted the stove, itself.

Perhaps I’ll make tuna salad.