Do you know how hard it is to find just the right item to add to your order to get free shipping? I found my microwave safe neti pot, but that last three bucks? Impossible!

If the neti pot weren’t breakable, I’d add a case of meal replacement shakes and be done with it, but… Well, anything that can crush a hardcover book…

Okay, so maybe I’m just procrastinating.

What I really want is that perfect thing, which is both cheaper than shipping, and likely to make me happy for a while.

What I am actually going to get is mouthwash.

It’s in the right price range, and it’s something I can use.

I am such a grown-up.

**Sigh**

And I still haven’t done anything in particular to celebrate the end of the novel.

Must do something about that.