Excuse Me While I Douse You in Bleach

The most recent sign of the times? My company is handing out hygiene keys for the employees.

And you know what?

The employees are actually taking them.

I wouldn’t have been all that surprised to wake up one day and find that I’d turned into my parents. But who knew I could turn into Niles Crane?

The truth is, I probably don’t go anywhere I would need a hygiene key. I tried typing with it, but it destroyed my speed and accuracy. It does actually work on touch screens… but the thought of people jabbing away at touch screens with a metal stick?

It’s good to have the option, but in the long run, I think it will turn out to be just another souvenir from the worst vacation ever.

I wonder how many I can take for family before people complain.

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