The most recent sign of the times? My company is handing out hygiene keys for the employees.

And you know what?

The employees are actually taking them.

I wouldn’t have been all that surprised to wake up one day and find that I’d turned into my parents. But who knew I could turn into Niles Crane?

The truth is, I probably don’t go anywhere I would need a hygiene key. I tried typing with it, but it destroyed my speed and accuracy. It does actually work on touch screens… but the thought of people jabbing away at touch screens with a metal stick?

It’s good to have the option, but in the long run, I think it will turn out to be just another souvenir from the worst vacation ever.

I wonder how many I can take for family before people complain.