I’m working on the most perfect-est query letter in the world right now, and obviously, I’m hoping for success. I’m spelling things correctly, and even punctuating them. I’m also measuring out the exact right amount of glitter to go on the hand-drawn hopeful-unicorn’s wings. (Most guidelines suggest 3.27 grams. I don’t know why.)
In all seriousness, though, I fully expect to add to my rejection collection. It’s all just par for the course.
So, today I bring you this guy… who collects rejections recreationally. (Good looking, funny, and a tireless crusader for that ideal “burger refill.”)
A.S. Akkalon
Karen
A.S. Akkalon
Curtis Bausse
Karen
A.S. Akkalon
Karen
Cynthia Carver
Karen
Morgan Hazelwood
Karen