One of my main characters blew up a nun, the other day.

I mentioned this on Twitter, of course. You have to say something when you’re procrastinating in the company of others.

No one thought it was the slightest bit odd.

‘Cause that’s the way we roll on genre twitter.

There was, of course, a request for clarification: Do you mean blew up as in “BOOM!!” or blew up as in inflated?

So, now I have to inflate a nun, because there’s certainly no reason I can’t do both.

Then a literary fiction writer said something gloomy, and of course, now I’m thinking of inflating the Mormon Tabernacle Choir along with the nun.

Obviously, I will attach strings first, so they don’t drift all over Utah.