I’m happy to report that my friends were remarkably well behaved today. April Fool’s Day doesn’t normally go this smoothly, but… this year… it wasn’t too bad.

My endless parade of promotional e-mails, though? Well, they’re not quite as well-behaved. I think just about every advertisement I got today was some kind of April Fool’s prank. This one seemed… a little bold, though.

The website is saying they’re going to go analog. As in… you’ll have to call them on your rotary phone.

It was my watch that cut the line off and made it all X-rated.